I have 3/768 static business for 79.99...that's what the bill has said for years.  Only some moron did something one day and it's been dynamic residential since before Thanksgiving.  Get them to figure it out?  I'd have better luck getting struck by lightning and winning the lottery in the same week.  As for cable, no freaking way.  My only cable option is Comcrap.  They screw up my TV service bad enough...not gonna give them $109 more a month (no bundle discounts for biz and $30 more than VZ's overpriced product) for something that in practice in downtown DC is a horrible fustercluck.

I already said that the datastore absolutely cannot reside outside my firewall.  So I'm hoping Mark might either have a fix for the headers being dropped from CNAME handoffs, or a different way of mapping the site into the namespace.